Ghost Crab is a phantom crustacean awash in the deep, dark star-peppered ocean of the cosmos - the cancerian result of a primordial vegetable-scrap soup of oddities and contradictions: self-identified normcore mystic, label boss, webmaster, spoiled brat, regular polymath, disgraced fashion industry executive, country crooner, queer menace, basic bitch, sad drunkard, pathetic pothead, deranged psychonaut, hobbyist engineer, wizened crone, insipid coquette, agoraphobic graphic designer, venerable sage, downtown denizen, compulsive picture-taker, snaggle-toothed savant, nocturnal nuisance, nervous nellie, troublesome troubadour, hunchbacked homunculus cum serenading castrato...

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